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Sam McNerney 6/4/24 Sam McNerney 6/4/24

Never put baking powder in your carry-on

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Sam McNerney 5/28/24 Sam McNerney 5/28/24

Found more booger stains in my office bathroom

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Sam McNerney 5/21/24 Sam McNerney 5/21/24

Tiger Woods caught doom-scrolling

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Sam McNerney 5/14/24 Sam McNerney 5/14/24

Convert shoppers like a 16th-Century Catholic

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Sam McNerney 5/7/24 Sam McNerney 5/7/24

How to crack open a shopper’s skull without killing them

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Sam McNerney 4/30/24 Sam McNerney 4/30/24

This question turns people on

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Sam McNerney 4/23/24 Sam McNerney 4/23/24

Barbarians at the checkout counter

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Sam McNerney 4/16/24 Sam McNerney 4/16/24

Are babysitters colluding with Christians, Jews, *and* Muslims?

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Sam McNerney 4/9/24 Sam McNerney 4/9/24

Are you smarter than this Darwin award winner?

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Sam McNerney 4/2/24 Sam McNerney 4/2/24

My near-miss with sexual harassment at work

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Sam McNerney 3/26/24 Sam McNerney 3/26/24

Like chewing gum? You could go to jail

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Sam McNerney 3/19/24 Sam McNerney 3/19/24

Why you should talk about your sex life at work

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Sam McNerney 3/12/24 Sam McNerney 3/12/24

The nose picker in my office should just eat the booger

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Sam McNerney 3/5/24 Sam McNerney 3/5/24

My four-year-old son can time travel

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Sam McNerney 2/27/24 Sam McNerney 2/27/24

I’m done feeling around in the dark for the pacifier

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Sam McNerney 2/20/24 Sam McNerney 2/20/24

How to move an audience by standing still

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Sam McNerney 2/13/24 Sam McNerney 2/13/24

How to cook a cigarette

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Sam McNerney 2/6/24 Sam McNerney 2/6/24

The small, two-word edit to this survey question deserves its own Michelin star

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Sam McNerney 1/30/24 Sam McNerney 1/30/24

"Brand loyalty is really just a polished turd version of 'consumer whore'"

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Sam McNerney 1/23/24 Sam McNerney 1/23/24

How to find “Language-question fit” for your surveys

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