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Sam McNerney 10/1/24 Sam McNerney 10/1/24

How I lost $1,600 in respondent fees by asking a “Dress Question.”

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Sam McNerney 9/24/24 Sam McNerney 9/24/24

How to cut your survey in half without removing a question

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Sam McNerney 9/17/24 Sam McNerney 9/17/24

A good survey question is a flashlight, not a floodlight

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Sam McNerney 9/3/24 Sam McNerney 9/3/24

Never ask respondents to perform more than one task

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Sam McNerney 8/27/24 Sam McNerney 8/27/24

Why you should remove ‘metadiscourse’ from your surveys

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Sam McNerney 8/6/24 Sam McNerney 8/6/24

How to tell a stranger they’ve got food in their teeth

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Sam McNerney 7/16/24 Sam McNerney 7/16/24

If the pilot is from Poland, I’m not getting on the plane

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Sam McNerney 7/9/24 Sam McNerney 7/9/24

The difference between Donald Trump and tap water

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Sam McNerney 6/25/24 Sam McNerney 6/25/24

The question that made Bill Belichick say “Can I be vulnerable for a second?”

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Sam McNerney 6/18/24 Sam McNerney 6/18/24

Why babies and liquor actually go hand-in-hand

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Sam McNerney 6/11/24 Sam McNerney 6/11/24

How to make girls named “Courtney” sound legit interesting

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Sam McNerney 6/4/24 Sam McNerney 6/4/24

Never put baking powder in your carry-on

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Sam McNerney 5/28/24 Sam McNerney 5/28/24

Found more booger stains in my office bathroom

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Sam McNerney 5/21/24 Sam McNerney 5/21/24

Tiger Woods caught doom-scrolling

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Sam McNerney 5/14/24 Sam McNerney 5/14/24

Convert shoppers like a 16th-Century Catholic

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Sam McNerney 5/7/24 Sam McNerney 5/7/24

How to crack open a shopper’s skull without killing them

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Sam McNerney 4/30/24 Sam McNerney 4/30/24

This question turns people on

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Sam McNerney 4/23/24 Sam McNerney 4/23/24

Barbarians at the checkout counter

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Sam McNerney 4/16/24 Sam McNerney 4/16/24

Are babysitters colluding with Christians, Jews, *and* Muslims?

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Sam McNerney 4/9/24 Sam McNerney 4/9/24

Are you smarter than this Darwin award winner?

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