Need a
research guy?

You have a guy for when the fridge breaks. A guy for when your taxes get weird. I'm the guy you send a survey to. No project, no scope doc, no favor to feel bad about — just an expert second look and copy-paste fixes in three business days.

Condé Nast Giant Spoon Hydrant Fairing Huron The Paragraph Project Publicis Preacher Shepherd Interact Alen RiseWell
“Sam. We won the business. The survey played a huge part.”
Corbin Brown
Chief Transformation Officer, Giant Spoon
“Holy sh*t. I'm 4 minutes in and this is gold.”
Matt Mullenax
Founder & CEO, Huron
“Lightning-fast. Immediate, clear value.”
Emma Sharley
Sharley Consulting

Get a research partner without having to hire one

For years, past clients would ping me with the same ask: can you take a quick look at this? They didn't need a full engagement. But they also didn't love asking for a favor every time.

So I made it official. The Roast is the formal version of that quick look — fixed price, fixed turnaround, and no awkwardness about asking again.

Two ways we can work together

The Roast

You have a draft. You want an expert gut-check.

$245back in 3 business days
  • A video walkthrough of every question
  • Copy-paste rewrites for anything that needs one
  • Notes on flow, sequence, and response options
  • Ideas for the analysis once the data comes back
Book a Roast

See what I'd change. And why.

A recorded walkthrough of your survey, question by question, plus a document with rewrites you can paste straight in — and an honest read on what's working and what isn't.

See a full example →

BEFORE

What do you wish we offered more of?

AFTER

Is there a product that we don’t sell that you were looking for?

Why: The original asks customers to imagine what else the brand could sell. The rewrite asks about something they actually wanted but couldn't find. That's a much more useful signal for product development.

Quick answers.

I haven't written a survey yet. Can I still book?
Yes. If you want a survey designed from scratch, the Custom Survey option is the better fit. If you're unsure which one you need, send me a note.
My survey is already live. Can you still help?
Absolutely. Post-purchase surveys, ongoing trackers, and always-on surveys are all fair game. I'll focus on changes that are practical for a live survey.
How do I send it to you? Do you know my platform?
A Google Doc works best, but I can work from a live link too. I've worked with Qualtrics, Alchemer, SurveyMonkey, Typeform, Jotform, and others.
Can I make the changes myself?
Yes. Everything is designed to be useful without technical support: copy-paste rewrites, clear explanations, and a video showing exactly what I'd change.
What if I'm not happy with it?
If you don't find the Roast useful, I'll refund you. No hoops, no hard feelings.